tina-belcher:

wow the new jurassic world looks so good

cravings:

dad: are you learning french

me:

thebootydiaries:

me: are there any spirits listening

ouija: yes are you alone

me: yes

ouija: haha nice whats up :P

me: trying to contact my dead grandmother

ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

ryansreign:

nexahs:

ryansreign:

lonelymountainson:

the-philosophers-bone:

arcampbell94:

Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner.

why… is this………….. true…………………

You can pry my Corner Bed out of my cold, dead hands.

My beds in the middle cos I don’t want to have to climb over my boyfriend every time I need to wee or vice Versa

Originally posted by no-roads-left

Corner beds or death

ceremonials2011:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys